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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast (Visualizer)
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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa
Electric Guitar
Bruce Fowler
Bruce Fowler
Trombone
George Duke
George Duke
Keyboards
Ian Underwood
Ian Underwood
Saxophone
Ralph Humphrey
Ralph Humphrey
Drums
Ruth Underwood
Ruth Underwood
Marimba
Sal Marquez
Sal Marquez
Trumpet
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa
Songwriter
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Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa
Producer

Lyrics

Yes, indeed, here we are
At St. Alfonzo's pancake breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
And widdled on the bingo cards
In lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oh, oh)
At St. Alfonzo's pancake breakfast
(Wow, good God, get off the bus)
Where I stole the margarine
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Ooh, ah
Written by: Frank Zappa

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