Jerry Was a Race Car Driver

Jerry was a race car driver

He drove so goddamn fast

Never did win no checkered flags

But he never did come in last

Jerry was a race car driver

He'd say, "El Sob number one"

With a Bocephus sticker on his 442

He'd light 'em up just for fun

Captain Pierce was a fireman

Richmond Engine #3

I'll be a wealthy man when I get a dime

For all the things that man, he taught to me

Now, Captain Pierce was a strong man

Strong as any man alive

Stuck in his craw they made him retire at the age of 65

Go

Dog will hunt!

Jerry was a race car driver

22 years old

One too many cold beers one night

Wrapped himself around a telephone pole, go