Girls

Girls!

And all I really want is girls!

And in the morning it's girls!

'Cause in the evening it's girls!

I like the way that they walk

And it's chill to hear them talk

And I can always make 'em smile

From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day

There was this girl around the way

She liked my home-piece MCA

He said he would not give her play

I asked him "Please?" He said "You may"

Her pants were tight and that's OK

If she would dance, I would DJ

We took a walk down to the bay

I hope she'll say

"Hey, me and you should hit the hay"

I asked her out, she said "No way"

I should've probably guessed her gay

So I broke north with no delay

I heard she moved real far away

That was two years ago this May

I seen her just the other day

Jocking Mike D to my dismay

Girls! To do the dishes

Girls! To clean up my room

Girls! To do the laundry

Girls! And in the bathroom

Girls!

That's all I really want is girls!

Two at a time—I want girls!

With new wave hairdos—I want girls!

I ought to whip out my

Girls!