Bust a Move

This here's a tale for all the fellas

Try to do what those ladies tell us

Get shot down 'cause you're over zealous

Play hard to get and females get jealous

Okay, smarty, go to a party

Girls are scantily clad and showing body

A chick walks by, you wish you could sex her

But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter

Next day's function, high class luncheon

Food is served and you're stone cold munching

Music comes on, people start to dance

But then you ate so much, you nearly split your pants

A girl starts walking, guys start gawking

Sits down next to you and starts talking

Says she wants to dance 'cause she likes to groove

So come on fatso and just bust a move

Just bust a move

You're on a mission and you're wishing

Someone could cure your lonely condition

Looking for love in all the wrong places

No fine girls, just ugly faces

From frustration, first inclination

Is to become a monk and leave the situation

But every dark tunnel has a light of hope

So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope

Your movie's showing, so you're going

Could care less about the five you're blowing

Theater gets dark just to start the show

Then you spot a fine woman sitting in your row

She's dressed in yellow, she says hello

Come sit next to me, you fine fellow

You run over there without a second to lose

And what comes next? Hey bust a move

You want it, you got it

You want it, baby, you got it (Just bust a move)

You want it, you got it, ah

You want it, baby, you got it

In this city, ladies look pretty

Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty

Tell a funny joke just to get some play

Then you try to make a move and she says, no way

Girls are faking, goodness saking

They want the man who brings home the bacon

Got no money and you got no car

Then you got no women and there you are

Some girls are sadistic, materialistic

Looking for a man makes them opportunistic

They're lying on the beach, perpetrating a tan

So that a brother with the money can be their man

So on the beach, you're strolling, real high rolling

Everything you have is yours and not stolen

A girl runs up with something to prove

So don't just stand there, bust a move

If you want it, you got it

You want it, baby, you got it (Just bust a move)

You want it, you, you got it

Ah, you want it, baby, you got it (Break it down for me, fellas)

Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry

In five days from now, he's gonna marry

He's hoping you can make it there if you can

'Cause in the ceremony, you'll be the best man

You say neat o, check your libido

And roll to the church in your new tuxedo

The bride walks down just to start the wedding

And there's one more girl you won't be getting

So you start thinking, then you start blinking

A bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking

She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back

And now you're feeling really firm 'cause the girl is stacked

Reception's jumping, bass is pumping

Look at the girl and your heart starts thumping

Says she wants to dance to a different groove

Now you know what to do, G, bust a move

If you want it, you got it, ah

You want it, baby, you got it, uh (Just bust a move)

You want it, uh you got it

Ah, you want it, baby, you got it (Move it, boy)