Dead Man Walking

You know maybe I'm drunk, maybe I'm not

Maybe this happened, maybe it didn't

One, two, three

Call my doctor, call my lawyer

Call my brother, call my priest

There's paperwork to fill out

'Cause a dead man walks the streets

'Cause my sister has a best friend

That I've known since I was 3

And now I'm gon' get strangled

'Cause we tangled in the sheets

My homie's like, dead man, dead man walking

My homie's like, you a dead man, dead man walking

Yeah, uh, come on

Beautiful family friend is she

Almost a decade older than me

And I've been gone for quite a while overseas

Yeah

And she's been livin' up in Albany

Yeah, yeah

Then I had two shows I played upstate

She came to show love and see my face

Then we got drinks and we chilled like hey

And then from there it was

You know what I'm sayin'

Call my doctor, call my lawyer

Call my brother, call my priest

There's paperwork to fill out

'Cause a dead man walks the streets

'Cause my sister has a best friend

That I've known since I was 3

And now I'm gon' get strangled

'Cause we tangled in the sheets

My homie's like, dead man, dead man walking

My homie's like, you a dead man, dead man walking

My homie's like, dead man, dead man walking

My homie's like, you a dead man, dead man walking

Yeah, now she's like, damn, how did we let this happen?

Damn, how did we end up in this bed?

Then I said relax and laughed like

This would be a pretty dope song

She's like, no, I swear to God I'll kill you

No, I really will just take your life

No, don't even think about it

But that would be a pretty dope song

So I came home and I called my friends

Then we got smacked and I wrote this jam

I know for a fact that we goin'

It's over, my life's dead-ass over

Call my doctor, call my lawyer

Call my brother, call my priest

There's paperwork to fill out

'Cause a dead man walks the streets

'Cause my sister has a best friend

That I've known since I was 3

And now I'm gon' get strangled

'Cause we tangled in the sheets

My homie's like, dead man, dead man walking

You know what I'm sayin'

My homie's like, you a dead man, dead man walking

Yeah, yeah, my homie's like, dead man, dead man walking

My homie's like, you a dead man, dead man walking

The funny part about this entire thing

You know, like doin' the one take

Write it quick, fun jokes

But my sister won't hear this

Until I release the album

She'll hear every other song except this one

So, surprise