If You Can't Beat Them

Keep your chin up when you're feelin' lonely

Don't let 'em get you down

Ain't no use in your sittin' all along

Hangin' around for someone to call

Ooh, they won't come knockin' at all

Don't run and hide even if it hurts you inside

So I said, give as good as you get, yeah

If you can't beat them, join 'em

You better do it 'cause it makes you feel good

If you can't beat them, join 'em

You're never gonna help yourself

Get up

Hey, you're feelin' good

Keep your fingers off my money

Don't try and pull me down

You're takin' me out to wine and dine me

Tryin' to wind me round and around

Invite me to your little contract, ha, ha

Rumor has it that you could play dirty

I'll tell you what I'll do about that

I'm playin' at the wrong game, yeah

If you can't beat them, join 'em

You better do it 'cause it makes you feel good

If you can't beat them, join 'em

You're never gonna help yourself

If you can't beat them, join 'em

You better do it 'cause it makes you feel good

If you can't beat them, join 'em

It's everyone for themselves

Move on out