Let Me Entertain You

Hey, it's a sellout

Hey

Let me welcome you, ladies and gentlemen

I would like to say hello

Are you ready for some entertainment?

Are you ready for a show?

Gonna rock you, gonna to roll you

Get you dancing in the aisles

Jazz you, razzamatazz you

With a little bit of style, come on

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

I've come here to sell you my body

I can show you some good merchandise

I'll pull you and I'll pill you

I'll Cruela DeVille you

And to thrill you, I'll you any device

Ah, ha ha ha ha

We'll give you crazy performance

We'll give you grounds for divorce

We'll give you piece de resistance

And a tour de force, of course

We found the right location

Got a lot of pretty lights

The sound and amplification, listen

Hey

If you need a fix, if you want a high

Stickells'll see to that

With Elektra and EMI, we'll show you where it's at

So, come on

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Just take a look at the menu

We give you rock a la carte

We'll breakfast at Tiffany's

We'll sing to you in Japanese

We're only here to entertain you

If you wanna see some action, you get nothing but the best

The S and M attraction, we've got the pleasure chest

Chicago down to New Orleans, we get you on the line

If you dig the New York scene, we'll have a son-of-a-bitch-of-a time

Come on

Let me entertain

Let me entertain

Let me entertain you

Through the night