Ring 'Round

Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies

Ashes, ashes we all fall down

A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy

My little pocket is so fit and so damn cosy

Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy

All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posy

Some blokes say that one hole, is more than enough

Then why did God give me two? Not include my muff

I've you've got a pretty face and a pretty fanny too

You will find the most prestigious blokes are lining up to meet you

One, two, three, four (Feels just like coming in the back door)

Five, six, seven, eight (Ah, feels great)

A ring, a ring, around my dirty posy

My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy

Ring, ring, ring around my posy

All the boys in town say I've the tautest of posies

A lot of folks have said that this act is just for men

To them I say strap one on and let us ladies in

What's the point of life if the gays have all the fun?

Just south of my front part, I will make you come

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve (Feels so good, must be bad for my health)

Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen (I'm soaking)

A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy

My little pocket is so fit and so damn cosy

Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy

All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies

Ring, ring around my rosy

Ring, ring around my rosy

Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies

Ashes, ashes we all fall down

Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies

Ashes ashes we all fall down

A ring around my rosy

My pocket's so damn cozy

And my posy, my posy

I'm talkin' about my asshole