Same Song & Dance

Yo

Same song and dance

Damn, girl everywhere I go

Same song and dance

I like the way you move all over the globe

Same song and dance

Something about it, man

Same song and dance

In the pale moonlight

I'm lookin' at you, yeah girl, you're kinda taken back by

The whole rapper thing, aren't ya?

Probably think you'll get slapped so dang hard, ya

Won't even be able stand up straight, aren't ya?

A couple rape charges, people think you're a monster

The police constantly buggin' you, non-stop

I walk up on you, well, hello Tonya!

I think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck

You outta gas, do you got a flat?

I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat

I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back?

And sit up front, I'm not asking, it's a trap

You just got jacked and body snatched, and it's a wrap

In broad day, no masks for this attack

I heard 'em say exact opposites attract

If that's a fact. it'll take task force to get you back

Yeah, baby, do that dance

It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

Girl, shake that ass

You ain't never gonna break that glass

The windshield's too strong for you

I said yeah, baby, sing that song

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing, show me what you got

Give it your all, look at you bawl

Why you cryin' to me?

Same song and dance

The first victim I had, she was a big one

Big movie star, a party girl, big fun

She was the girl the media always picked on

In and out of rehab every four to six months

She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts

On Nickelodeon, flashed to little kids, once

What an event it was, I was sitting in front

I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns

Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in, son

Look, here she comes, I'd better put out the big guns

Hello, Lindsay, you're lookin' a little thin, hun

How about a ride to rehab? Get in, cunt

Starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want

Girl, I'm just kidding, let me start over again, hun

See, what I meant was we should have a little intervention

Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension

You little wencher, murder wasn't my intention

If I wanted to kill you, it would have already been done

Slowly, she gets in, and I begin to lynch her with sixty six inches of extension chord

Yeah, baby, do that dance

It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

Girl, shake that ass

You ain't ever gonna break that glass

The windshield's too strong for you

I said yeah, baby, sing that song

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing, show me what you got

Give it your all, look at you bawl

Why you cryin' to me?

Same song and dance

My second victim was even bigger than the first

Pop star, icon, the whole works

She played a little schoolgirl when she first

Burst upon the scene and seen the world was hers

She twirls and turns and flirts and skirts so bad it hurts

It irked me, and made me mad at first

I lashed out in my songs, but what was really going on

Was that I had developed a crush

I just didn't know how to tell it to her

Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?

Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons, or

Footage of me impalin' myself on an elephant tusk?

We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk

Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her, I must

Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just

Climb the gate and ring the bell, like "Hello, my love"

I just picked your prescription for Ceriquill up

Now, would you like to share a pill or two with me?

I'll share my Valium with you, cause I'm feelin' you, Britney

I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one

Ever since at schoolgirl juvenile delinquent

I've been feeling you, ooh, ooh, girl, you sexy little gal

You hold that pill any longer, it'll get sentimental value

Come on toots give me the Valium, alley-oop

I'll slam dunk it in your mouth till you puke

And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup

I'm 'bout to make a new outfit outta you

A new outfit? Shit, I'll make a new suit outta you, shoot

Now, show me how you move, baby, do how you do

Yeah, baby, do that dance

It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

Girl, shake that ass

You ain't never gonna break that glass

The windshield's too strong for you

I said yeah, baby, sing that song

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing, show me what you got

Give it your all, look at you bawl

Why you cryin' to me?

Same song and dance

Same kickin' and screaming, same cryin' and sobbin', same song and dance

Same beggin' and pleadin', same yellin' and bleedin', same song and dance

Yeah

Same song and dance

I know

Same song and dance