Greatest

Motherfuckers talkin' crazy

Sayin' I should quit

I fuckin' tell 'em "Make me

Eat a fuckin' dick"

I'm feelin like the greatest

On the beat whoever did it

Mike WiLL, the one who made it

It's Shady on the lyrics

I'm somewhat outlandish, they say

You say we're cut from the same cloth

But I guess you fabricate, eh?

You better bring more men than the Latter Day Saints

Manic states, Stephen Paddock with automatic stay sprayin'

At anything that may stand in their way

As I stand at the bay window with a hand grenade and a tre eight

At the Mandalay Bay

Common sense, I'm a dollar short and a day late

James Holmes at the Saturday Batman matinée

Must have missed my CAT scan that day

I just threw a Tampax at Dre

Trashcan, Tascam and ashtray

I'm turning back to a madman, can't take anymore

But I try to get away from the anger and rage

My basal ganglia is an A to the K

Get your ass spayed like bidets breakin' your legs

Ain't givin' ways ankle the race

You chumps don't even know how to do somethin' to give goosebumps

A day when you say that somethin' you heard gave someone

A lump in their throat if you had 'em choked up, you'd be yankin' my chain

Feel like I'm headed for the padded cell, the

Bar for me, what I rap isn't fair, but

Guess that's the standard I'm held to

But if something like that doesn't tell ya

You set a mark too high when platinum sales are looked at as a failure

Then you better take it back to the shelter

And Hamburger Helper, 'cause damn it, I'm still the

Greatest in the world, greatest in the world

Greatest in the world, no lie, I might be

Best to ever do it, best to ever do it

Best to ever do it, I feel like the

Greatest, woke up to honkys soundin' like me

Never be as good, never be as good

Packet of wife-beaters, white t-shirts

What? But, I'm the

Greatest

So you sold ten million albums then? (What?)

Only problem is

You put out ten million albums, eh?

Wait, what was I just about to say?

Oh yeah, let me get this out the way

I know there's people that are pissed about

The way I mispronounce the name "Die Antwoord"

Fuck, I still can't say this shit, but how quickly they forget

Who the fuck I was, now ninja try to duck my slugs

To let your girl get fucked by Muggs

I'd like to give a shout to Cypress

This can't be real, you dissed me

And I was just tryin' to give you a shout

Now get the fuck out my rhyme book

No more shiners, already too much time talkin'

Rappers, I hear you talkin' shit

I'm just too big to respond to it

God forbid I forget though and jump out the window

Somebody better childproof it

'Cause if I lose it, we could rewind to some old Ja Rule shit

And I could remind motherfuckers I'll do shit

You don't got the tools, I got my tool kit (Bitch)

I bullshit you not

Y'all fools just forgot that I'm so fuckin' awful with the thoughts

And when I'm hostile and impossible to stop

So you can call it a nostril

'Cause it's not gonna ever

I'll never let up on the pedal, might as well get the mop

'Cause I'm wipin' up everyone in this genre

'Cause on the mic, I feel like I'm the

Greatest in the world, greatest in the world

Greatest in the world, no lie, I might be

Best to ever do it, best to ever do it

Best to ever do it, I feel like the

Greatest, woke up to honkys soundin' like me

Never be as good, never be as good

Packet of wife-beaters, white t-shirts

What? But, I'm the

Greatest

Oh yeah, and one more thing I want to mention (What?)

Is you're one dimension

I'm a monkey wrench and I can flunk detention

And I love contingents

So welcome to the gun convention

Muscles flexin', gotta strut like a front suspension

And you just stuck the key up in the ignition

And gave me enough gas to flood my engine (Yeah)

Psychopath, Michael Jack's blowin' up like a raft

I just slapped Vlad with a ISIS flag

Bet you I come back twice as bad (Uh)

Revival didn't go viral

Denaun and Royce tell me that I should take the high road

Fuck that, I'm finna hit back till I run outta gunpowder

And split the scene

Hold the mic, similar to pistol squeeze

And I shoot from the hip when I grip them things

And my lips are the clips

Got the Sig lit like it's nicotine

Trigger me and Slim gets mean

Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes

That's why I call them motherfuckers M-16's

Float like a butterfly, I'm gonna sting like a a bee

You ain't harmin' a thing

I get a day hard as I'm gonna swing

I'm gonna need to put my arm in a sling

But like a wedding band, you gotta be diamond to even climb in the ring

Anomaly, I'm Muhammad Ali

'Cause I knew one day, I'm gonna be the

Greatest in the world, greatest in the world

Greatest in the world, no lie, I might be

Best to ever do it, best to ever do it

Best to ever do it, I feel like the

Greatest, woke up to honkys soundin' like me

Never be as good, never be as good

Packet of wife-beaters, white t-shirts

What? But, I'm the

Greatest