So Bad

You feel that, baby?

Yeah, I feel it too

Damn

You know, I'm so glad we could spend this time together

See, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was, am I?

I'm the American dream

I'm the definition of white trash balling

I'm right back on 'em, with the

I can't call it

Same shit, different toilet

Oh you got a nice ass darling

Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin

What you mean we ain't fuckin', you take me for a friend?

Let me tell you the whole story fo Shady's origin

You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again

Now, it all started with my father

I must have got my pimping genes from him

The way he left my mama, I'm a rolling stone, just like him

Word to Johnny Drama

Keep my entourage with me

Baby I'll make a promise

There ain't nobody as bomb as me

I'm as calm as the breeze, I'm the bees knees

His legs and his arms

I'm a super star, girl

I'm ready for you mama

Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas?

I'm so bad

I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

'Cause you ain't met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

I'm so bad

I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

'Cause you ain't met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

I'm equivelant to a shot of Cuevo

First I kiss your navel, work my way down

Baby, you can lay down on the table

But you may wanna find something more stable

I told you I ain't fooling from the gate

This ain't the first day of April

But thank you for staying April

I'ma make you learn to appreciate me

Differentiate me from these phony

Little fishy and sissy fake G's

Skip over the huggy-bear and all the kissy face, please

Initiate phase three

Missy now service me

Take another shot of Jagger, shake it so nervously

Take your time baby, ooh, you're the bomb baby

Ooh, you're doing that even better than your mom, lady

I told you I'm Shady, you didn't listen now, did ya?

Relax woman, you know that I'm only kidding with ya

Got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped, but I didn't hit ya

I think you're finally starting to get the picture, I'm

I'm so bad

I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

'Cause you ain't met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

I'm so bad

I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

'Cause you ain't met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

They call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so

They call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so

I can hold you in the morning

But in the evening I gotta go

'Cause I'm on to the next girl

And the next girl, I kinda like, oh, oh, oh

I got you caught up in the rapture

Make you recapture the feelings you had

For your last boyfriend before he slapped ya

You never wanted someone so bad ya sweating

But if I'm what you wanted

Why'd you panic when I grabbed ya?

Girl don't  be so frantic, I'm just a hopeless romantic

Don't try to fight the feeling of something that's organic

You can't ignore it, so don't just stand before it

Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get to camcordin'

Damn shorty, I told you this was bound to happen

Soon as you wrote your number on a napkin

I was bound to work a number on your back and

Throw your spine out of alignment

My love has got you so blinded you couldn't pick

Any one else out of a line up

So stop at the store, pick your pint up

Let's get the pineapple schnapps going

No one'll knock, 'cause I'ma hang a sign up saying don't disturb

Shorty I'm so superb

I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words?

I'm so bad

I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

'Cause you ain't met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

I'm so bad

I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

'Cause you ain't met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

They call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so

They call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so

I can hold you in the morning

But in the evening I gotta go

'Cause I'm on to the next girl

And the next girl, I kinda like, oh, oh, oh

I'm so bad

I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

'Cause you ain't met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again