I've Got a Dream

I'm malicious, mean and scary

My sneer could curdle dairy

And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest

But despite my evil look

And my temper, and my hook

I've always yearned to be a concert pianist

Can't you see me on the stage performin' Mozart?

Tickling the ivories till they bleed?

Yep, I'd rather be called deadly

For my killer show-tune medley

Thank you

'Cause way down deep inside

I've got a dream

He's got a dream

He's got a dream

See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem

Though I do like breaking femurs

You can count me with the dreamers

Like everybody else

I've got a dream

I've got scars and lumps and bruises

Plus something here that oozes

And let's not even mention my complexion

But despite my extra toes

And my goiter, and my nose

I really want to make a love connection

Can't you see me with a special little lady

Rowing in a rowboat down the stream?

Though I'm one disgusting blighter

I'm a lover, not a fighter

'Cause way down deep inside

I've got a dream

I've got a dream (He's got a dream)

I've got a dream (He's got a dream)

And I know one day romance will reign supreme

Though my face leaves people screaming

There's a child behind it, dreaming

Like everybody else

I've got a dream

Tor would like to quit and be a florist

Gunther does interior design

Ulf is into mime

Attila's cupcakes are sublime

Bruiser knits

Killer sews

Fang does little puppet shows

And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns

I have dreams, like you, no, really

Just much less touchy-feely

They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny

On an island that I own

Tanned and rested and alone

Surrounded by enormous piles of money

I've got a dream (She's got a dream)

I've got a dream (She's got a dream)

I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam

And with every passing hour

I'm so glad I left my tower

Like all you lovely folks

I've got a dream

She's got a dream (He's got a dream)

They've got a dream, we've got a dream

So our differences ain't really that extreme

We're one big team

Call us brutal

Sick

Sadistic

And grotesquely optimistic

'Cause way down deep inside

We've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

I've got a dream

Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream

Yeah