Beercan

Alcohol on my hands, I got plans

To ditch my self and get outside

Dancing woman throwing plates

Decapitating their laughing dates

Swirling chickens caught in flight

Out of focus, much too bright

Coming down, shiny teeth

Game show suckers trying to bleed

But I got a drug and I got the bug

And I got something better than love

How do you like me now?

Pretty good

Going on, feeling strong

I quit my job blowing leaves

Telephone bills up my sleeves

Choking like a one man dust bowl

Freedom rock slime ball talking in code

We went down

Lit up the shack

Grab me a beer out of the sack

Everybody bent over twice

Painting the walls, throwing some dice

Leaping up into the air, getting juiced up beyond belief

And they were singing like this

Winos throwing frisbees at the sun

Put my soul between a bun

Now I'm hungry, now I'm drunk

Now I'm running like a flaming pig

Oh, yeah

Scraping off the attitude

Old man eating all my food

Don't be kind, don't be rude

Just shake your boots and let it all get loose

Oh, yeah, my goodness

Winos throwing frisbees at the sun

Put my soul between a bun

Now I'm hungry, now I'm drunk

Now I'm running like a flaming pig

Oh, yeah

Scraping off the attitude

Old man eating all my food

Don't be kind, don't be rude

Just shake your boots and let it all get loose

Oh, yeah, my goodness

Ah, yeah, love me like that

Ah, that is cold

Somebody, put a flamethrower on that, ah

Oh, my goodness

Take me down to the depot

Somebody, put me down on the bus

Ah, yeah

I like it like that

Somebody, burn me and play the set crash

Ah, yeah

Ah, man