If You Wouldn't Mind

But for now, I'll just go, you know? I'll just

Be off

Well, wish I could be off but, you know

Been sitting here for like...

Over four minutes now

Hello, Jubilee Line

How was your day? You're ruining mine

I thought you were a newer design

Couple stops back, you were just fine

So fix up if you wouldn't mind

I mean, if you wouldn't mind

There's a party and my friends wanna go

They all know I'm never involved

They all think I'm negative though

But if I come, you'd wish you left me at home

I'm cool, I just can't take people that shout

Like, what you screamin' about?

You're holdin' hands, do you need to be loud?

See, this is why I hate leavin' the house

I'm on the train now and this is what I'm talkin' about

This old man snorin' of course

And now, I bet he's dreaming of a mortgage, no doubt

Or talkin' to his ex-wife, sortin' things out

Either way, I'll leave him to sleep

Got places to go, but it's people I see

Look, I wouldn't be feeling this low

But bill collectors, they won't leave me alone

They want a fee, that ain't feasible thoughh

Can't you see that I'm broke?

It's hard to breathe 'cause my bank account's revolting

We need to revoke

I hate the government, I needed to vote

But that's the least of my woes

I'm overworked and underpaid

Recently it's been worse and I'm afraid

I might go berserk and run away

With this girl on the Jubilee Line

I'm feelin' like we're two of a kind

I was lookin' into your eyes and you were in mine

I ain't the intuitive kind

So speak up if you wouldn't mind

I mean, if you wouldn't mind

Good morning grey sky

Good morning says I

Should yawning mean my day's boring?

Could falling in line may clear my calling in time?

Is my portion supposed to be awesome?

Or should I just settle for sort of sublime?

It seems I'm caught in the limelight

When all I want is to be courting a wife, right?

Nah, man, I'm too young to marry

Too much to do still, and too old to hang out with Tom, Dick, or Harry

I got sick of the toxic spew

Coming from the mouth of every hot chick I got into

So I've started answering to Todd, Jack or Larry

And now I don't go out so much

I stay at home, you could say I'm out of touch

And when my friends say, have you heard that new album?

The one by such and such

I'm like, who? And who are you?

I haven't had friends for months

I mean, I do have friends

They just forgot my name and never come to the ends

See, they don't like the train or the track

So now I sit alone and pretend

That I ever get the Jubilee Line

See, I don't see her much of the time

Tend to favor Victoria's vibe

As if I go out, I usually decline

I'll stay home, if you wouldn't mind

I mean, if you wouldn't mind