Thank God It's Friday

He drowned in all our sins

He drowned in our mistakes

Fueled by the flood, we pay in blood

The curse of Crystal Lake (Ki, ki, ki, ah, ah, ah)

Ki, ki, ki, ah, ah, ah

Ki, ki, ki, ah, ah, ah

We've all been laid to rest

Our epitaph reads, "Mommy knows best"

A word of warning from beyond the grave

That must be understood

Throats get slit in this neck of the woods

She raised him right and he'll come out to play

When mother whispers, "Thank God it's Friday!"

He drowned in all our sins

He drowned in our mistakes

Fueled by the flood, we pay in blood

The curse of Crystal Lake

He's down there deep within

We've found there's no escape

You just scratched the surface

Of the curse of Crystal Lake

Caught undressed, we were laid to rest

A drunken, sex-crazed teenage mess

Killed in the climax of debauchery

We learned the hard way

When he came for our lives on the thirteenth day

(Did you know my son drowned in this lake?)

(He should have been supervised)

(But the counselors were off having filthy sex!)

(His name was Jason)

(And today is his birthday!)

She raised him right and he'll come out to play

When mother whispers, "Thank God it's Friday!"

He drowned in all our sins

He drowned in our mistakes

Fueled by the flood, we pay in blood

The curse of Crystal Lake

He's down there deep within

We've found there's no escape

You just scratched the surface

Of the curse of Crystal Lake

Don't you know he'll never be gone for good?

So we'll never get out of the woods

A machete in one hand and an axe in the other

Steadfast in his mask in the shadow of mother

Ready to resume (You're all doomed)

Thank God it's Friday!

Kill for mommy

Thank God it's Friday!

He'll stop at nothing

Forever hunting, Jason's coming!

He drowned in all our sins

He drowned in our mistakes

Fueled by the flood, we pay in blood

The curse of Crystal Lake

He's down there deep within

We've found there's no escape

You just scratched the surface

Of the curse of Crystal Lake (Ki, ki, ki, ah, ah, ah)

Ki, ki, ki, ah, ah, ah

Ki, ki, ki, ah, ah, ah

Ki, ki, ki, ah, ah, ah

Ki, ki, ki, ah, ah, ah