It Happens

Missed my alarm clock ringing

Woke up, telephone screaming

Boss man singing his same old song

Rolled in late about an hour

No cup of coffee, no shower

Walk of shame with two different shoes on

Now it's poor me, why me, oh, me, boring

The same old worn out blah-blah story

There's no good explanation for it at all

Ain't no rhyme or reason

No complicated meaning

Ain't no need to overthink it

Let go, laughing

Life don't go quite like you planned it

We try so hard to understand it

The irrefutable, indisputable fact is

Psh, it happens

My trusty-rusty had a flat

I borrowed my neighbor's Cadillac

I'll be right back, going down to Wally World

That yellow light turned red too quickly

Knew that truck the moment it hit me

Out stepped my ex and his new girl (Sorry 'bout your neck, baby)

But it's poor me, why me, oh, me, boring

The same old worn out blah-blah story

There's no good explanation for it at all

Ain't no rhyme or reason

No complicated meaning

Ain't no need to overthink it

Let go, laughing

Life don't go quite like you planned it

We try so hard to understand it

The irrefutable, indisputable fact is

It happens

Ain't no rhyme or reason

No complicated meaning

Ain't no need to overthink it

Let go, laughing

Life don't go quite like you planned it

We try so hard to understand it

The irrefutable, indisputable fact is

Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable

Absoluteable, totally beautiful fact is

Psh, it happens