Sheriff You Want To

Well, me and my buddies went sneakin' out

About 2AM to go and catch us some trout

And that's when I saw that car pull up

He said, "Boys, I don't care that you're way out here

But you look a little young for all that beer"

And when he got close, I couldn't tell who that was

He said, "I ain't the cops, I ain't your parents

Boys, you're dealin' with the county sheriff"

So I said

"We can share, if you want to

So buddy, won't you?

Take a sip and help us finish it tonight

I ain't givin' you an attitude

But I can tell you're in a bad mood

In just a little bit, we'll have you feelin' just right

So dude, we can share, if you want to"

Me and the boys sneakin' out again

A quick turnaround, it was the next weekend

We had the single cab all filled up with smoke

He came up quick and tapped on the glass

I dropped that joint and sat up real fast

And when I saw who it was, damn, I almost choked

Well, it wasn't the cops, it wasn't our parents

It was our old friend, the county sheriff

So I said

"We can share, if you want to

So buddy, won't you?

Take a hit and help us finish it tonight

I ain't givin' you an attitude

But I can tell you're in a bad mood

In just a little bit, we'll have you feelin' just right

So dude, we can share, if you want to"

Well, we got off both times

Even though we crossed that line

And you can too

'Cause all you have to do is say

"We can share, if you want to

So buddy, won't you?

Take a sip and help us finish it tonight

I ain't givin' you an attitude

But I can tell you're in a bad mood

In just a little bit, we'll have you feelin' just right

So dude, we can share, if you want to

We can share, if you want to