Weasel and the White Boys Cool

Sal was working at Nyro's Nook in downtown

Selling articles of congress to these people downtown

He was pretty sleazy when I met him

A weasel in a poor boy's wool

A weasel in a poor boy's wool

A weasel in a poor boy's wool

Just like a weasel, yeah

Sal lives in a black vinyl pen in New Jersey

Buys his meat from a whore next door

He wants it rare but he gets it well

A weasel on a short order floor

A weasel on a short order floor

A weasel on a short order—

Like a weasel, yeah, yeah

So, Sal, say good-bye to your mom and your dad

Sal, say good-bye to the barrio

Sal, say good-bye to your buddies and your pals

Angela, Perry and Mario

A kid sinister with the bus stop blues

A quarter could take you home

A dime could make a dream come true

But a weasel ain't got a dime for the phone

Weasel ain't got a dime for the phone

Weasel ain't got a dime for the phone

Doesn't— weasel don't got a dime for the phone

So, Sal, say good-bye to your mom and your dad

Sal, say good-bye to the barrio

Sal, say good-bye to your buddies and your pals

Angela, Perry and Mario

You did the dancing in the welfare lines, Sal

Actin' like some jerk-off fool

When we could lay out eatin' peaches on the beaches

A weasel in a white boy's cool

A weasel in a white boy's cool

A— A weasel in a white, white boy's, baby, like this

Like we're all in a white boy's cool, cool

Like a weasel