The Recap

Well we're all wasted in a bar somewhere downtown When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife and says Man, I'm gonna send you to hell Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes, I said Oh, boy you better fuckin' run I've been sittin' here just a-slammin' down beers and Now it's time to have some fun Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh well he hit me hard, yeah he hit me good and Then I fell to the ground But I kicked him fast, I kicked him real swift and He came a tumblin' down He took a stab at me and nearly cut my gut but I kicked that knife to the floor Then I took his head and slammed it into the bar I don't think he'll come around no more Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Well I've been drinkin' here for so many damn years Trying to recap my life Every night trouble finds my sight and I can't help but fight With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal I'll be stickin' around Until the day a man will put me away and I can rest my soul Well we're all wasted in a bar somewhere downtown When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife and says Man, I'm gonna send you to hell Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes, I said Oh, boy this is the day Then I grabbed that knife, stabbed it straight through my eye and Then I fell to my knees Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Well I've been drinkin' here for so many damn years Trying to recap my life Every night trouble finds my sight and I can't help but fight With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal Tonight I'm goin' home Today's the day a man put me away and I can rest my soul