The Recap

Well, we're all wasted in a bar

Somewhere downtown

A man walks up and pokes me with a knife

And says, "Man, I'm gonna send you to Hell"

Well, I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes

And said, "Oh, boy, you better fuckin' run"

I'm sittin' here, just a-slammin' down beers

And now it's time to have some fun

And oh

Oh, well, he hit me hard, yeah, he hit me good

And then I fell to the ground

But I kicked him fast, I kicked him real swift

And he came a-tumblin' down

Took a stab at me and nearly cut my gut

But I kicked that knife to the floor

Then I took his head and slammed it into the bar

I don't think he'll come around no more

Oh, no

Woah

Oh

Well, I've been drinkin' here for so many damn years

Tryin' to recap my life

Every night trouble finds my sight

And I can't help but fight

With a bottle of Jack and a tin of Skoal

I'll be stickin' around

Until the day the man'll put me away

And I can rest my soul

Well, we're all wasted in a bar

Somewhere downtown

When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife

And says, "Man, I'm gonna send you to Hell"

Well, I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes

And said, "Oh boy, this is the day"

Then I grabbed that knife, I stabbed it straight through my eye

And then I fell to my knees

Oh

Oh

Woah

Well, I've been drinkin' here for so many damn years

Trying to recap my life

Every night trouble finds my sight

And I can't help but fight

With a bottle of Jack and a tin of Skoal

Tonight I'm goin' home

Today's the day the man'll put me away

And I can rest my soul