In Walks Barbarella

Heard you got detention three times this week

Playing with the bad kids down by the creek

When I was your age, oh I did the same

I'll save you some trouble, boy, and try to explain

Defcon tractor beams

Weaponized funk

In walks Barbarella

Set to stun

Defcon tractor beams

Gamma ray gun

Straight out the mothership

Weaponized funk

Let me back up 20 years or so

Before I met your mama I was living on the road

I met a belle from the astral planes

Hopped in my 710

I was never quite the same

Defcon tractor beams

Weaponized funk

In walks Barbarella

Set to stun

Defcon tractor beams

Gamma ray gun

Straight out the mothership

Weaponized funk

One last word to the wise

While we got some time to kill

If the X-rays don't get ya

Then the heartbreak surely will

When it was over all I had to show

Big bill from Motel 6 and a broken nose

From east of Needles to eternity

Space trucking, son, ain't what it used to be

Defcon tractor beams

Weaponized funk

In walks Barbarella

Set to stun

Defcon tractor beams

Gamma ray gun

Straight out the mothership

Weaponized funk

Defcon tractor beams

Weaponized funk

In walks Barbarella

Set to stun

Defcon tractor beams

Gamma ray gun

Straight out the mothership