X-Ray Visions

First thing that I did was buy a pack of smokes

Check into a motel and consult my horoscope

Sitting on the bed with the briefcase in my hands

Patiently awaiting any word from high command

Telekinetic dynamite!

Psychic warfare is real!

You better believe me, brother

X-ray vision!

Telekinetic prophetic dynamite!

Psychic warfare is real!

I know what you're thinking, sister

X-ray vision!

Next thing that I did was tap out Morse code

With a wooden nickel on the receiver of the phone

Before I could complete it, I was quickly overtaken

By the angry spirits of Ronald and Nancy Reagan

Telekinetic dynamite!

Psychic warfare is real!

You better believe me, brother

X-ray vision!

Telekinetic prophetic dynamite!

Psychic warfare is real!

I know what you're thinking, sister

X-ray vision!

And on the drums, Gemini

On bass guitar, presenting Pisces

On lead guitar, we have Aries

And on the microphone...

Scorpio!

Last thing I remember I was crawling from the ruins

I don't know who's to blame for that, but I know who didn't do it

With every day that passes it keeps on getting stranger

But that really doesn't bother me 'cause I get off on the danger

Telekinetic dynamite!

Psychic warfare is real!

You better believe me, brother

X-ray vision!

Telekinetic prophetic dynamite!

Psychic warfare is real!

I know what you're thinking, sister

X-ray vision!

Telekinetic dynamite!

Psychic warfare is real!

You better believe me, brother

X-ray vision!

T-t-telekinetic prophetic dynamite!

Psychic warfare is real!

I know what you're thinking

X-ray vision!