Break out the Champagne

Talking between bathroom stalls

Kelly said the world would end tonight

That we'd be ashes in apocalyptic light

I said, "Break out the champagne

If we won't be seeing tomorrow

Let's get on with the shit show

Let's get on with the show"

Somewhere above the Newfoundland Sea

The pilot said we'd lost an engine

In a split-second I made an executive decision

I said, "Break out the champagne

Everybody look out below

Let's get on with the shit show

Here goes the toast, adios"

This morning love told her he was leaving

He said they'd be better as friends

It's no one's fault, the heart wants what it wants

And then she thought

I'm rock and roll, and you're golf

Break out the champagne

I've been thinking the same thing myself

We might as well break out the champagne

If this really how it's gonna go

Let's get on with the shit show

Let's get on with the show, adios