Do This Thing

Yo yo, Mathletes State Championships, what! First female ever on the team, what. A boxed lunch will be provided What! I can do this Always could And not playing dumb will feel so damn good The monster inside needs to be released Gotta do what I do, gotta feed the beast Gotta earn some respect Grab that big brass ring Let's do this thing Let's do this thing! You're gonna roll up, stylin' Leather on your sleeve All-state champion, better believe Maybe the haters gonna make fun of you All you can solve's the problem in front of you High school's a four year social curse But math's the foundation of the... Universe! So sick of plucking that second string Then let's... Beep! Do this thing! Do, this thing Do, this thing I'm no plastic No I'm no bitch No! I'm A lean, mean math machine On a mission! I lost what I lost Got to start brand new Go all in for the win With a chill, dope crew! Gotta kick off the dust I got the schquillz to thrill Schquillz! Let's do this thing! Let's do this thing! Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Championships Sponsored by no one Each right answer is worth two points, And as always, no calculators Please solve for... X equals two PI The rate is two, Pi X is greater than the value of Y Both polynomials are second degree So the asymptote at Y equals three Function X equals MX plus X The derivative of F at argument Z Negative four Negative two The slope is zero The answer is true! One point of inflection Twenty-nine! Four is the slope of the tangent line! We have a tie We move into a one on one sudden death round In which each team may choose their opponent Marymount, who do you select? We pick the girl We pick the girl too Nice to meet you You're going down, slut What? No If we break, from this crap Then the answers land in our lap Don't be scarded, just persist Then our limit does not exist No, the limit does not exist! Our new state champion, North Shore Mathletes! You like that Marymount?! And don't it feel good To have gotten this far? It's not something you did Not the girls you are You can hear the fear Upon your heart just saying Just do your thing All you solve is the problem in front of you Do your thing Living for me, not dancing for none of you Do Your Thing Do your thing!