As We Stumble Along

As we stumble along on life's funny journey

As we stumble along into the blue

We look here and we look there

Seeking answers anywhere

Never sure of where to turn or what to do

Still we bumble our way

Through life's crazy labyrinth

Barely knowing left from right

Nor right from wrong

And the best that we can do

Is hope a bluebird will sing his song

As we stumble along

It's a dismal little world in which we live

It can bore you till you've nothing left to give

Seven overrated wonders, seven underwhelming seas

Six excruciating continents, Antartica? Oh, please

Yet, you mustn't let it lick you, this planet, oh, so bland

Keep your eyeball on the highball in your hand

As we stumble along

'Cross life's crowded dance floors

As we push and we shove

We live and we learn

And when we finally leave the bar

And we see that morning star

We pull our bootstraps up and homeward turn

Then we stumble away

Through dawn's blinding sunbeams

Barley knowing right from right nor left from wrong

But as long as we can hear that little bluebird

There'll be a song as we stumble along

As we stumble, bumble, fumble, plumble

As we stumble along