Fancy Dress

My dress, my dress

My fancy dress

I don't know why I'm wearing it

I must confess

My dress, my dress

I love my dress

Would someone tell me why I put it on

Yes yes your dress

Your fancy dress

Twas such a pleasure airing it

Restitching and repairing it

God bless your dress

It's one fine dress

And I will tell you why you put it on

Wedding bells will ring

Wedding bells will chime

Madam you're the hostess

And it's happy wedding time

Wedding bells will ding

Wedding bells will dong

Wedding bells will ding a ling

And we will ding along

Your dress, your dress

Your fancy dress

We're very very glad you put it on

Wedding guest have come

Wedding guest are here

Wedding guest are at the door

And soon they will appear

I'm Robert the bridegroom

I'm here to marry Janet

The star of Feldzieg's Follies

Whom I love a lot

I'm George, that's George

His best man George

I'm honored to be doing

What a best man ought

Ah Mrs Tottendale now don't worry

This whole wedding's going to run like clock work

Oh is there going to be a wedding

I'm Feldzieg producer

I lost my leading lady

I got to stop this wedding

Or I'm not worth squat

I'm Kitty, just Kitty

I'm came with Mr Feldzieg

I'll be a leading lady

If I get my shot

We're pastry chefs

We're pastry chefs

We cross our hearts we're pastry chefs

No fakery

A bakery

Is what we got

Aldolpho, Aldolpho

My name it is Aldolpho

I am the king of romance

So I kiss a lot

You are the king of romance

So you kiss a lot

Wedding bells will ring

Wedding bells will chime

Wedding bells will celebrate

A happy wedding time

Someone hasn't come

Someone isn't here

Where is Janet van de Graff

And when will she appear

It's Janet it's Janet

It's Janet van de Graff

I'm Janet, Janet van de Graff

Here to marry Robert Martin

Giving up a life of glamour

To tie the knot

Am I late

I'm the chaperone

Chaperone of Janet van de Graff

Maid of honor friend and confidante

And all that rot

Where's the bar?

A wedding, a wedding hooray

It's prohibition madam

A wedding, a wedding how gay

Good thing I brought my own

A wedding a wedding today

Champagne makes me drowsy

It's really happening

Truly happening

Almost happening

What is happening?

I'm Trix the aviatrix

The queen of the sky

I circle through the stratus

In my modern apparatus

I'm Trix the aviatrix

I've gotta fly

I'll see ya when they tie the knot

(A wedding, a wedding hooray)

(Ding a ling ding a ling ding a ling)

(A wedding, a wedding, a wedding's coming our way)

Well there you have it

(A wedding, a wedding today)

All the guests have arrived

We have a bride who's getting up the stage for love

(Ding a ling ding a ling ding a ling)

Her debonair bride group

(A wedding, a wedding, a wedding it's really happening)

A harried producer, jovial gangsters posing as pastry chefs

(Truly happening)

A flaky Korean, a Latin lothario

(Almost happening)

And an aviatrix

(Surely happening)

And of course my favorite character the drowsy chaperone

What more do you need to an evenings entertainment

Wedding bells will ring

Wedding bells will chime

Wedding bells will celebrate

A happy wedding time

Wedding bells will ding

Wedding bells will dong

Wedding bells will ding a ling

And we will ding along