Marvin Hits Trina

Hello, Trina, thank you for sending this

Goodness, Trina, I am relieved

Frankly, Trina, nice of you sending this

Thank you, Trina, I have received

Your new-sent wedding invitations!

They are

Pseudo-romantic and sick!

You say you'll

Love him until you both die!

You die on

May twenty-seventh at eight!

He has lost his mind

Marvin is not so uncouth

Marvin is not so unkind

Mendel plans to rub my back

Mendel's not a maniac

And he's sweet

And he's warm

And he loves me so

Tell me, Trina, what was the impetus?

Sorry, Trina, look in my eyes

Really, Trina, this is ridiculous

Jesus, Trina, how I despise

Your need for stupid conversation!

You are

Trying to ruin my sleep!

I'm sure you

Chose him to make me look bad!

How could you

Ever deny what we had?

We had fights and games

Marvin called us funny names

Marvin always played the clown

Marvin acts like he's untrained

Marvin, I am so ashamed

And he's sweet

And he's mean

Do I love him?

No

I am so dumb

Dumb

Dumb

Dumb!

Dumb!