Take It Like a Man

What is this place?

It's called a department store

It's, it's beautiful

Shhh

First a deep breath

Take it all in

Feel all those halogens warming your skin

Smell how they pump in pure oxygen

See, they care

Love

Excuse me?

Love, the new fragrance from Chanel

Oh, no thank you

I know you're scared

Nevertheless

Think of the people you want to impress

Swallow your pride for me

Just nod yes

And prepare

'Cause something's in the air

I think it's love

Exactly

Here you'll become what you're supposed to be

You think you can't, but you can

Think of the guy you want most to be

Here's your chance to make it

So take it like a man

What does she want?

Not really sure

Why can't we leave things the way that they were?

Why can I never say no to her?

What's that smell?

Subtext, by Calvin Klein

That I don't like

That's kind of neat

Guys who wear that get beat up on my street

Still I've come this far

I can't retreat in my shell

I'm in the hands of Elle

What the hell?

Here you'll become what you're supposed to be

You think you can't, but you can

Think of the guy you want most to be

Here's your chance to make it

So take it like a man

God, I love shopping for guys

Okay this is strange

Watching them change right before my eyes

Don't watch me change

Look at him striking a pose

His confidence grows

I'll grow like a rose

It's just clothes

God, I love shopping for men

Okay this is nice

They walk in a two, they walk out a ten

Is this the price?

Don't worry this is my treat

There's someone I'd like you to meet

Whoa

I look like Warner

Yeah

But it's just me

That's the best part

The outside is new

But now it reflects what's already in you

Couldn't change that if I wanted to

And I do not

Thank you

No, thank you

This is no gift

It's payment in kind

'Cause you saw beyond all the blonde to my mind

Oh, we've got to buy this

What, are you blind?

You look hot

Is he not hot?

Here you'll become what you're supposed to be

You think you can't, but you can

Think of the guy you want most to be

Not quite the guy I'd have chose to be

But when she's standing so close to me

I think I like her plan

Here's your chance to make it

A chance to make it

Take it like a man

A man

A man

A man