Bikini Bottom Day

Ah, good morning world and all who inhabit it

Jump out of bed, mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail (Meow)

Full steam ahead, the SS I Am Ready, is about to set sail

This kind of day couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying

I'm on my way, somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying

And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream?

Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene?

Gary, it's me, happy just to be here

In the world renowned Bikini Bottom

How I love this town, Bikini Bottom

When the sun shines down on a beautiful Bikini Bottom day

Good morning, Patrick

Ah, is it morning already?

It sure is and I'm singing an opening number

Ohh, hoo, I want a verse

I missed a snack, this busy schedule makes it hard to be me

To stay on track, now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV

There might not be time for a nap, but I'll do what I can

They're showing all the episodes of Mermaid Man

Oh, every single one, I'm standing all day

Underneath my favorite rock, Bikini Bottom

Now, what rhymes with rock? Bikini Bottom

Nothing rhymes with rock, it's a typical Bikini Bottom day

Would you two please keep it down?

Good morning, Squidward

Another day, another migraine

When I want some quiet, there's nowhere to go

A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace

With these two idiots in stereo

They never go away, typical Bikini Bottom day

We now follow SpongeBob past the Treedome

Home to Sandy Cheeks, the squirrel

Hard at work on her latest invention

Boy, howdy, that was close, it's just a little smoke, a minor setback

A few more hours at most and I'll be done with this

Here brand new jetpack

And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl

Will spread her wings and fly

Her bushy tail, a comet's trail, clear across the sky

Above a town and looking down on a typical Bikini Bottom day, yeah

Bye, Sandy, I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab

Ah yes, Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment

Home to the Krabby Patty

Owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs

And across town, the least popular restaurant

The Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton

Two arch-nemeses locked in a fast food Cold War

Wind's from the west, everywhere you look

The skies are clear and sunny

Good weather's best when you're in

The mood to make a ton of money

Laugh while you can until the day

You laugh your no more forever (Forever)

I've got a plan and I went to college so you know it's clever

They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work

Who would say that? Probably some penniless jerk

Soon the day will come when they'll all love Chum

It's just a matter of time, Bikini Bottom

Till I get them in line, Bikini Bottom

And this town is all mine, just a typical Bikini Bottom day

Spongebob, reporting for duty

At the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean

Where's Mr. Krabs?

It's Take Your Kid To Work Day

Just think, Pearl, me darling daughter

One day, this will all be yours

Soon as you graduate high school, I'll start you as manager

But I have my own dreams, daddy

Um, Mr. Krabs

If she doesn't want to be manager

I know someone who'd be great for the job

You? My boy, you're just a wee, simple sponge

A fry cook's all you'll ever be

Why can't he see? I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on

Maybe it's me, am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on?

Come on, Mr. Krabs, I could do it if you give me one chance

Then everyone would say, good morning, Mr. SquarePants

I would never rest, until I was the best

SpongeBob, get in the kitchen

It's opening time

In the world renowned Bikini Bottom

Our own hometown, Bikini Bottom

And the sun shines down, the sun shines down

And the sun shines down, the sun shines down

It's a typical, incredible, irregular, exceptional

And ordinary, extraordinary Bikini Bottom

Day

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