U Can't Touch This

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You can't touch this

You can't touch this

You can't touch this

You can't touch this

My, my, my my music hits me so hard

Makes me say, "Oh, my Lord

Thank you for blessin' me

With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet"

It feels good, when you know you're down

A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown

And I'm known as such

And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you homeboy, you can't touch this

Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know, you can't touch this

Look in my eyes, man, you can't touch this

Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics, you can't touch this

Fresh new kicks, and pants

You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance

So move outta yo seat

And get a fly girl and catch this beat

While it's rollin', hold on!

Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's goin' on

Like that, like that

Cold on a mission, so fall on back

Let 'em know, that you're too much

And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

Yo, I told you, you can't touch this

Why you standin' there, man? You can't touch this

Yo, sound the bell, school's in, sucker

Give me a song, or rhythm

Makin' 'em sweat, that's what I'm givin' 'em

Now, they know

You talkin' 'bout the hammer, you're talkin' 'bout a show

That's hyped, and tight

Singers are sweatin', so pass them a wipe

Or a tape, to learn

What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn

The charts? Legit

Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word because you know, you can't touch this

You can't touch this

Break it down!

Stop, hammer time!

Go with the flow, it is said

That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead

So, wave your hands in the air

Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair

This is it, for a winner

Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner

Move, slide your rump

Just for a minute, let's all do the bump

Bump, bump, bump

Yeah, you can't touch this

Look, man, you can't touch this

You better get hype, boy

Because you know, you can't, you can't touch this

Ring the bell, school's back in

Keys

Stop, Trombone

You can't touch this

You can't touch this, no, no

You can't touch this

Scat

Stop, Hammer time!

Every time you see me, my hammer's just so hyped

I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic

Now, why would I ever stop doin' this?

With others makin' records that just don't hit

I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay

It's, "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"

And the rest can go and play

You can't touch this

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You can't touch this

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You can't touch this

Woah, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Mm, I'm too hype, you can't touch this

Get me outta here man, you can't touch this