Your Mother's Got a Penis

That's right, you know what I'm saying

You mother's offered me the goods

I'm not paying

It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke

Something funny to say when I was having a smoke

I first heard of this bloke

This fucking rumor going 'round

Your mother's reputation, it's not sound

She's saving up the pennies

Hoping they'd turn into pounds

To have an operation, swap her gender 'round

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you

Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too

It don't look right, see when she's walking down the street

To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

I say

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right

Your mother's got a penis

In Internet rooms and computer mainframes

There's loads of females but your mother's blue veins

Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms

But the ones in her member head and in her gams

She walks around proud with a short dress on

Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong

Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry

No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye

I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter

But I thought fuck that I'd write a song is much better

The only way to do it to really let you know

I could prove it 'cause I gave it a blow

It was purely accidental 'cause she got me really drunk

And she made me kiss her elephant trunk

You know why?

That's right

Your mother got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right

Your mother's got a penis

When she walks down the street

Then she walks like John Wayne

I just seen her pissing standing up again

Don't make no sense when you see her here and there

She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair

And a single eye that sometimes weeps

If she's lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets

Or up against the door or the back of your neck

If your mother's around then you make a double check

I hate to tell you with all due respect

Take your mother to the doctors

'Cause her front bum's wrecked

You know why?

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right

Your mother's got a penis

For the eighteenth week running

UK rap group the GLC hold the number one

Position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit

Your Mother's Got A Penis

Come here, boys

You ever seen a woman with a cock before?

Come here

Come on, look it

Bouncing up and down, I'll stick it in you

Come here