I Wish I Was James Bond

007, Britain's finest secret agent, licensed to kill

Mixing business with girls and thrills

I've seen you walk the screen, it's you that I adore

Since I was a boy I've wanted to be like Roger Moore

A girl in every port, and gadgets up my sleeve

The world is not enough for the both of us it seems

So, I wish I was James Bond just for the day

Kissin' all the girls, blow the bad guys away

And I wish I was James Bond just for the day

Kissin' all the girls, blow the bad guys away

Hello Mr. Bond, I've been expecting you

Martini in your hand and that eyebrow that you move

Don't take this the wrong way, I know it might sound odd

I'm the next double 0, I'm the right man for the job

So, I wish I was James Bond just for the day

Kissin' all the girls, blow the bad guys away

And I wish I was James Bond just for the day

Kissin all the girls, blow the bad guys away

I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill

I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill

I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill

I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill

Oh, I wanted to be you, I wanted to be you

I wanted to be someone else

I wanted to be you, I wanted to be you

I wanted to be someone else

And I wish I was James Bond just for the day

Kissin' all the girls, blow the bad guys away

And I wish I was James Bond just for the day

Kissin' all the girls, blow the bad guys away

And I wish I was James Bond just for the day

Kissin' all the girls, blow the bad guys away

Oh, Roger and Sean and Timmy and George

And Daniel and Pierce and maybe one day me

I turned on the tele when I got home from school

You were there in your wellies and a yellow Cagoule

You opened my eyes to the birds and the bees

I loved you so, My Really Wild Show, the BBC

Michaela Strachan, you broke my heart

Michaela Strachan, you tore me apart

Michaela Strachan, you broke my heart when I was twelve

It ain't gonna happen

For me and the Strachan

It ain't gonna happen (It ain't gonna happen)

For me and the Strachan (For me and the Strachan)

I used to want to be a vet

Just so I'd see you one day

You put the meaning in Wacaday

I found myself working in a shop at sixteen

It never stopped hurting to miss you on TV

I'll always remember all those times that we had

You helped me to sleep, I fancied you heaps

And so did my dad

Michaela Strachan, you broke my heart

Michaela Strachan, you tore me apart

Michaela Strachan, you broke my heart when I was twelve

It ain't gonna happen

For me and the Strachan

It ain't gonna happen (It ain't gonna happen)

For me and the Strachan (For me and the Strachan)

(It ain't gonna happen, it ain't gonna happen)

(It ain't gonna happen, it ain't gonna happen)

It ain't gonna happen (It ain't gonna happen)

For me and the Strachan (For me and the Strachan)

It ain't gonna happen (It ain't gonna happen)

For me and the Strachan (For me and the Strachan)

I used to want to be a vet

Just so I'd see you one day

You put the meaning in, you put the meaning in

You put the meaning in Wacaday

You put the meaning in Wacaday

You put the meaning in Wacaday