El Chupa Nibre

Why did you buy this album

I don't know why you did, you're stupid

**** yourself

The super flow with more jokes than Bazooka Joe

A mix between Superfly Snuka and a super hoe

Chew a MC like El Chupa Nibre

Digest a group and sell the poop on eBay

Danger with the vest screamin', shoot the DJ

DOOM clickin' over two chickens, three-way

Four in the five, a cork on the freeway

Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say

State your intentions

I really love your tape but I hate your inventions

Very well, what you want, a brownie

He took off the mask and whispered, put me where you found me

He kept his paper digits in a chunk

Once joined a rap clique, Midgets Into Crunk

He did a solo on the oboe

Coulda sold a million, then the Villain went for dolo

And cited creative differences

Basically they hated, he left no jaded witnesses

Rapper suck when they spit, I doubt 'em

The crap they sing about, you wanna slap the **** **** out 'em

Psh, time waits for no man

On a blind date, a lover with a slow chrome hand

Judged him by his shoes, hot smelly Brogan

Budged him with the news, called him pot-bellied Conan

No prick barbarian, a strict beeratarian, a sick pair of Merry Men

The beat is like a swift kick in the rear end

The stiff **** made her lose her lipstick and hairpin

He said, djamn, act like you know me

Even with the mask on, show me what you owe me

Tell her, brush her grill, and wash her face and ****, homie

Dumile got her like Inuyasha got Kagome

What we have here is a failure to communicate

If you gonna hate, might as least get your rumors straight

About DOOM the Great, a lot more confident

Came a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rent

It was time well spent, vented

Spelt and dented, hell-bented and heaven-scented

A wire is dead, he's in it for the cash flow

I'd like to send a big up to Firehead Lazzo

Let a brother know once you lasso Hasbro

So when he come with Destro, he gets no hassle

Could hardly get a word in and

Wonderin' what the damage is to retain Harvey Birdman

Yo, uh, Danger

It's me, your old buddy, Shake

Ah, I heard you're doin' a little project, and uh, you know

I hear you talked to some other people

And I thought you were smarter than that

But obviously I am wrong

'Cause you know my rappin' is the ****

I don't give it out for free though, so uh, I'll do it

Feel free to call me, at my number, which you have