After Today

They've been laughin' since I can't remember But they're not gonna laugh anymore No more "Maxie the geek" No more "goof of the week" like before No more algebra tests till September No more lookin' at losers like him No more having to cheat No more mystery meat No more gym, no more gym, no more gym, no more gym Gonna move to the mall Gonna live in the pool Gonna talk to Roxanne And not feel like a fool 'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin' After today she'll be mine After today my brains will be snoozin' If I don't faint, I'll be fine I've got 40 more minutes of home economics Then down with the textbooks and up with the comics Just think of all the time I've been losing Finding the right thing to say But things will be going my way after today She looked right through me And who could blame her I need a new me Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof And after today I'm gonna be cruising No more pep rallies to cut, blech After today our brains will be snoozing I'm gonna sit on my butt I've got less than an hour And when this has ended I'll either be famous Or you'll be suspended Just think of all the time I've been losing Waiting until I could say Gonna be on my own, kiss the parents goodbye Gonna party from now till the end of July Things'll be going my way after today I wish that this was the day after today