Exes and Why's

I don't have exes I have why's Like why'd you waste my time? Why did I not see the signs? Why'd I ever call you mine? God, it's so embarrassing Staring at a list of names Thinking 'bout feelings that I could've saved (ahh) I wish I could be like Ari Say I'm grateful for what they taught me But no way in hell I could keep a straight face I bet my name's a touchy conversation But I can't say the same thing For your information I don't have exes I have why's Like why'd you waste my time? Why did I not see the signs? Why'd I ever call you mine? There's no exes only why's Like why was I so blind? Maybe that's the reason why All my exes look like why, why's Fuck up in a simulation That's the only explanation Press never again and then would it restart The first was a cheater, the second a fake The third never even defined the relationship Till it come to the breakup shit I'll let you win this now You got your wish, your name won't leave my lips Cuz we never existed I don't have exes I have why's Like why'd you waste my time? Why did I not see the signs? Why'd I ever call you mine? There's no exes only why's Like why was I so blind? Maybe that's the reason why All my exes look like why, why's Bet my name's a touchy conversation Sorry I can't say the same thing You're mad about it, but I'm not I don't have exes I have why's Like why'd you waste my time? Why did I not see the signs? Why'd I ever call you mine? There's no exes only why's Like why was I so blind? Maybe that's the reason why All my exes look like why, why's