Merry Old England

I know, I know, I know you came the long way 'round Just had to get to Merry Old England Crisp packets and puddles on the ground Welcome to Merry Old England Yeah, I know, I know, I know, know you've been around Just had to get to Merry Old England I've seen you on the swings and on the merry-go-round How you finding Merry Old England? With her chalk cliffs, once white They're greying in the sodium light, oh Oh my, my, my, my Congrats on staying alive, hope they don't catch you tonight The illegals have landed in Dalby Square Did they give you everything that you dreamed of? A B&B and vouchers for three square Is it everything that you dreamed of? Oh yeah, now they're rushing through Albania They've got to get to Merry Old England And Syrians, Iraqis and Ukrainians Oh, how are you finding Merry Old England? With her chalk cliffs, once white They're greying in the sodium light, oh Oh my, my, my, my Congrats on staying alive, hope they don't catch you tonight I know, I know, I know you came the long way 'round Welcome to Merry Old England I've seen you on the swings and the merry-go-round How you finding Merry Old England? Yeah, I know, I know, I know you came the long way 'round You had to get to Merry Old England I've seen you on the swings and on the merry-go-round How you finding Merry Old England? Oh, with her chalk cliffs, once white They're greying in the sodium light Oh my, my, my, my Good luck on staying alive, hope they don't catch you tonight No, I don't need your visa, mate, no I don't need a ticket, mate (Don't need your visa, mate) no, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't (Don't need your visa, mate) I can climb your fence, I can scale your wall, I can climb your cliffs (Don't need your visa, mate) I've got a dinghy, mate Oh, keep your visa, mate (Don't need your visa, mate) no, I don't, I don't, I don't need a ticket, mate (Don't need your visa, mate) I'll make it to Merry Old England (Don't need your visa, mate) I'm coming to Merry Old England (Don't need your visa, mate) gonna rule old England (Don't need your visa, mate) get one over on old England (Don't need your visa, mate) (Don't need your visa, mate) (Don't need your visa, mate) (Don't need your visa, mate) (Don't need your visa, mate) (Don't need your visa, mate) (Don't need your visa, mate) welcome to Merry Old England