Boyfriend

Kabhi vo bahut hot lagtee Kabhi kuch zyada hee cute Par main ek small town ladka Yeah, I'm trying to be the dude Haan, main jaanata hoon achche se ki vo zyaada hai maasoom Par pata nahin muje khud, chizon ka kyun chaahoon main proof! Achchha lagaa raha hoon naa, check karthaa rahata jab bhee uske saath Koyi hans to nahin raha mujhpe? uda to nahin raha mazaaq? Bas sahamaa-sahamaa rahata hoon aur rahata hoon ghabaraae Chaahata hoon har-pal mujse bole, "you're my perfect guy" "kuch gadabad hai", hamesha kehtha rahata ye dimaag Rahata question mark aur dhundhun uske character pe daag Hamesha rakhnaa chaahoon paas aur karthaa rahata hoon shanaakt Pakaduun main range haath, dhoondta rahata hoon main chance Kaise mere bin, samajh nahin aathaa, hans letee hai vo! Main to uske bin har kisi ko bas kah detaa hoon, "no" Miss karthaa hoon usko roz, bas karthaa nahin hoon main show Message ka wait karthaa hoon taaki main kar paaoon ignore Hum saath hain par phir bhee lagtaa hai, tuje karthaa hoon main chase Kabhi muje apanee lagtee, kabhi lagtee hai guest Kaash, ye saare thes tuje bataa paaoon main, babes I wish, tuje rakh paaoon main sajaa ke in a cage Tuje rakhnaa main chaahoon duniyaa se mahafooz kyun? Ban gaya hoon main sahamaa sa jasoos kyun? Khud ke lagaae is aag se muje too bacha le Gadhata hoon kaisee bhee ajeeb see story main Karne lagaa hoon khud se hee munh-jori main Chain-o-sukoon main karthaa hoon tere hawale Shaayad bhool nahin paa rahee ex ko aur bhula nahin paa rahee past Shaayad ab bhee uske touch mein hai, cchopa rahee hai koyi raaj Uske saamane normal rahata hoon, pahana rahata sau mask Phir Insta mein uske ghus ke karthaa rahata hoon jaanch Koshish karthaa rahata, uske phone ka kaise kholuun lock Fat ke haath mein aa jaatee hai jab phone aathaa hai switched off She must be riding with her boss, aise khwaab dete khoff Suunghun chupake se mein uske saare pahane-utare tops Hamesha kehtee, "mera bhaaee hai vo", haraam-zaadaa Sid Uske messages galati se maine kar liye the read "Hey Sid, can we speak when Dino goes to sleep?" Mujhpe kar rahee thi vo cheat, vo haraam-zaadi bitch Tadpan mein har kshan hai, bas tension jab ban-than jae too Confirm hai, launde har-dam kahenge, "tere laayak hoon " Concern hai genuine, humdam, tabhee to be dar raha hai too Kam-dham dhamkaate hain bhram, that's why main pee ke tight hoon Manghadnt likhe saare granth, usmein hai dian too Manthan karthaa hoon aur satsang, uski vajah hai too Constant khayaalon ke ghar par ye vaapis aaye kyun? Lakshan hain, saba jan kahenge muje, "saale, psycho" Tuje rakhnaa main chaahoon duniyaa se mahafooz kyun? Ban gaya hoon main sahamaa sa jasoos kyun? Khud ke lagaae is aag se muje too bacha le Gadhata hoon kaisee bhee ajeeb see story main Karne lagaa hoon khud se hee munh-jori main Chain-o-sukoon main karthaa hoon tere hawale Main tere ko saaree raat phone try kar raha tha, kahaan gayi thi too? I slept early, babe, par subah se too pee raha hai kyun? Chal, saali pros-, door rah mujse, samajhi naa too? Are, par hua kya hai? What the fuck is wrong with you? Batao, inake pyaar mein padaa tha, aur ye khel rahee thi games (what?) Mere naam se joda name, aur kaheen aur ho rahe kapade change Shut the fuck up! Do you even know what you're saying? You shut the fuck up! mera naam apanae munh se lenaa nahin again Are, par hua kya hai? muje at least batayega kya too? Tera phone dekha hai, Sid ke saath mast machaa rahee hai naa too? (Oh my god!) Aur dekha, saamane aa hee gaya naa, beta, end mein truth Achchha karthaa hoga smooch aur too bhej rahee hogee nudes I can't believe it, Sid mera bhaaee hai Achchha, bhaaee ke saath bhee so kar aayi hai, sahee hai, beta, sahee hai Shut up, shut up, shut up, D Teri soch kitni ghatiya hai, too ganda hai, chhi! You know what, teri galati nahin hai, it's really not your fault Tum saare saale same ho, damn you, fuck you all! Muje teri soch pe jaane kyun taras aathaa hai, D You don't need a fucking partner, you need a fucking doll Tere baap-dada ne daali hai tere andar gandi soch Bas yahi tumhaaraa make hai, this is your genetic code Now don't you fucking touch me! Leave me, muje chhod Tere shaq aur insecurity ka nahin hai koyi tod Girls ko product samajhate hain almost saare men Par too to ekadam perfect tha naa, ten out of ten? Matlab jo bhee tune kiya tha, vo kar raha tha pretend? Main paagal thi jo soch rahee thi ki my D is different Haan, main Sid se raat-bhar chupke-chupke baathen karti thi Tuje propose karne ka idea koyi lagaa nahin raha tha theek Par too shaq mein itana andha tha, obviously, you can't see Ki ghar pe maine bol diya hai, "Will you marry me?"