10 Things I Hate

I got you sneaking out the ghetto Where you were going, I'll never know Thought we were friends I gave you jobs and housed you And then, I said that I was pissed No, you can't get in, you're not on the list So, here's ten things I really Hate about Jews Ten, you're so rich Nine, you look Asian Eight long days for holidays And seventh day of the rest, it's kind of lazy Only six million and the rest escaped me Five, your lox sucks Four, and your soup Three, I need your gold teeth and shoes Two sips of your grape juice and your drunk dude One, I spent my gas money getting rid of you Your movies suck, the reboots too You can't come up with anything new Stop making sequels and give us Back our money I won't even watch "Terminator 6" Just let it die, Arnold, you bitch Now here's ten more reasons Why you can't stay in my country Ten, you don't lift Nine, you're basic Eight, I'm just well, kind of racist Seven, you dress great for a neck beard pagan Six, you don't eat pig, it's a waste of bacon Five, you suck dick Four, and fuck you Three, I wish I never met you Two, kill all you would sit weird in my gut dude One, I hate the fact that you made me love Jews You made me love Jews You made me love Jews How'd you made me love Jews? We had a bone that I had to pick We can move on now, what do you think? But first, here's some things that I still Hate about Jews Ten, you don't shellfish Nine, you eat bagels Eight, let's put this on the table Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked in the shower Six, you're gay Five, you're fuck wits Four, you are Jews Three, I still have gas leak issues Too many twists of the knob made it stuck, dude Juan the Mexican didn't fix it, I'm screwed