The Poop Song

When you poop, it smells like a poop And sometimes it's solid but sometimes it's goop When you poop, well what you eat's in your poop If you eat alphabet soup, you just might poop the word poop Pooping is fun when you sit on the potty Relax your body, and smell your own poop Pooping's not fun when you poop in your pants Or you poop in somebody else's pants When you poop, well then your pee's in the loop You can pee without pooping but you pee when you poop Grampa said oops, as he sat on the stoop Cuz he had too much prune juice and that makes you poop "Well, Depends" Pooping is fun alone Pooping is safe at home Pooping can make you moan Poop is a palindrome P - O - O - P - POOP A palindrome is a word that's spelled the same backwards as it forwards Like POOP And RACE CAR A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA Pooping is fun when you sit on the potty Relax your body, and smell your own poop Pooping's not fun when you poop in your pants Or you poop in somebody else's pants When you poop, it smells like a poop And when you're a baby your diapers will droop When you poop, well what you eat's in your poop If you eat alphabet soup, you just might poop the word poop P - O - O - P - POOP Once I had a really big bowl of vegetable soup And I pooped the word Mr. Poopy Pants It was actually three words, I pooped them all I swear, I did. I poop you not. I did You can ask my mom