You smelt it, you dealt it, that is a load of poo
Pull my finger, I got a zinger, this one's coming for you
I was standing right there by your side, by your side
It reeks so bad, I thought that I would die, I would die
Hey, who farted? It could be me, it could be you
Hey, who farted? PU (PU)
Hey, who farted? It could be me, it could be you
Hey, who farted? PU (PU)
You denied it, you supplied it, I've got my eye on you
You crop dusted, now you're busted, maybe I tooted too
You ripped a wet one while we were playing twister, playing twister
Then you had the nerve to blame your sister, blame your sister
Hey, who farted? It could be me, it could be you
Hey, who farted? PU (PU)
Hey, who farted? It could be me, it could be you
Hey, who farted? PU (PU)
A juicy lucy, Cheddar, deviled eggs
Rapid fire!
A cute one, SBD, skid marks, the Squeaker (PU)
Hey, who farted? It could be me, it could be you
Hey, who farted? PU
Hey, who farted? It could be me, it could be you
Hey, who farted? PU (PU)
