Everybody Poops

So what the heck

Were you thinking?

It's gotta come out

There's no reason to pout

I can't believe

You're embarrassed

Pooping is fun

Just flush when you're done

It's a well known fact

A simple, natural act

It must pass through your tract

On the daily

<span begin="58.076" end="1:00.721">Everybody poops</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:00.721" end="1:01.727">(Poops)</span></span>

<span begin="1:01.727" end="1:04.510">Everybody poops</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:04.510" end="1:05.376">(Poops)</span></span>

<span begin="1:05.476" end="1:08.168">Everybody poops</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:08.268" end="1:09.024">(Poops)</span></span>

Eventually

It might be stuck

Constipation

Fiber's the trick

To making it slick

Or possibly

Diarrhea

It's all leaky and wet

You're stuck on the toilet

You're waiting in the queue

Your face is turning blue

You must go number two

In a hurry

<span begin="1:57.975" end="2:00.726">Everybody poops</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="2:00.826" end="2:01.723">(Poops)</span></span>

<span begin="2:01.723" end="2:04.423">Everybody poops</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="2:04.524" end="2:05.391">(Poops)</span></span>

<span begin="2:05.492" end="2:08.169">Everybody poops</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="2:08.269" end="2:09.128">(Poops)</span></span>

Eventually

Uh, break it down

Girls poop and boys poop and dogs poop and cats poop, too

<span begin="2:32.839" end="2:34.259">You know it's true</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="2:34.259" end="2:35.324">(It's true)</span></span>

Big turds and wet turds and small turds and round turds, too

<span begin="2:40.309" end="2:41.822">Float in the loo</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="2:41.575" end="2:43.224">(In the loo)</span></span>

Moms poop and dads poop and whales poop and you poop, too

<span begin="2:47.804" end="2:49.226">You know you do</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="2:49.406" end="2:50.278">(You do)</span></span>

It's sloppy and icky and stinky and drippy, too

It's not taboo

'Cause everybody poops

Everybody poops

Everybody poops

Eventually

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<span begin="3:16.709" end="3:19.462">Everybody poops</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="3:19.562" end="3:20.380">(Poops)</span></span>

<span begin="3:20.480" end="3:23.174">Everybody poops</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="3:23.274" end="3:24.028">(Poops)</span></span>

Eventually

<span begin="3:27.979" end="3:29.970">Everybody</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="3:29.970" end="3:32.027">(Uh, oops)</span></span>