Company Time

The boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I poop on company time Wage slavery We don't get much choice If the boss could pay us less, man They would think that's noice If they could pay themselves more You know they would They think they're worth more than us I don't think they should My time is valuable too That's why I get paid to poo As Friday arvo comes You can be sure My body clocks off As I walk out the door Saturday when we have a barbecue All that food and I can't do a poo Sunday beer and wine by the glasses All day long, nothing passes The boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I poop on company time Poop Poop Why I might be late to meetings Poop Poop I fit them in between seatings Poop Poop Working Monday through to Friday Poop Poop I'm in there three times a day Poop Poop When the money that you're making Poop Poop Is not enough to have the cake and My time is valuable too That's why I get paid to poo The boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I poop on company time Capitalism sucks! It was never our plan To spend every waking hour Working for the man The weekend only lasts two days And I'm not going to waste it on the can My time is valuable too That's why I get paid to poo The boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I poop on company time Poop Poop Get up early, go to work Poop Poop Got home late 'cause traffic was berserk Poop Poop Pay the bills, cook food to us to eat Poop Poop Off to bed, up early and repeat Poop Poop Need some rest and recreation Poop Poop Think I need a long vacation My time is valuable too That's why I get paid to poo The boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I poop on company time Oh well, oh well, oh Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I poop on company time