Modern Love

Ooh Hey, I'm feeling so dirty, you're looking so clean And all you can give is a spin in your washing machine I fly off to Rome to my prima bella She leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrella Aah the pain Modern love can be a strain Aah the pain Modern love can be a strain I trusted my Venus was untouched in her shell But the pearls and the balls in her oysters were tacky as hell For Lady Godiva I came incognito The driver had stolen her red hot magneto Aah the pain Modern love can be a strain Aah the pain Modern love can be a strain I don't know why they leave me in the lurch To carry on the search It's driving me up the wall When I have so much passion Romance is out of fashion Can't handle modern love at all Hey, I worship Diana by the light of the moon When I pull out my pipe she scream out of tune In Paris my heart sinks when I see my Mona Lisa She gives me the wink, then she shows me the freezer Aah the pain Modern love can be a strain Aah the pain Modern love can be a strain Aah the pain Ooh the pain Aah the pain Ooh, ooh Gimme the pain Ooh, the pain