Quiche Lorraine

The skies are charcoal grey

It's a dreary downtown day

But at the end of my 30 foot leash

Is my little friend quiche

Quiche La Poodle is her name

And having a good time on a crummy day is our game

Quiche, Quiche Lorraine

Quiche, Quiche Lorraine

Quiche, Quiche Lorraine

Everyday I take her out, yeah

She runs around, she shouts out and barks, yeah

'Cause she's a good doggie

She's a sweet, sweet, sweet puppy

Arf, arf

And I know she'll stick by me, yeah

Arf, arf

Oh no, here comes a great dane (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)

Drivin' down the lane

Quiche, quiche, quiche come back here (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)

Don't leave me

I'll go insane, I'll go insane

How do you like that?

Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green

'Bout two inches tall, with a strawberry blond paw

Sunglasses and a bonnet

And designer jeans with appliqués on it?

The dog that brought me so much joy

Left me wallowing in pain

Quiche Lorraine

I'll show her

Do you see the key in my hand?

I'm gonna throw it in the lake

Yeah, you've been so rotten to me

You take the cake

I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel

And just you try to come back to me

Yeah, you'll see

Quiche, Quiche Lorraine you mangy mutt

Quiche, Quiche Lorraine

Quiche, Quiche Lorraine (I'm talking about Quiche)

Quiche Lorraine