It's a Miracle

Miraculous, you call it, babe

You ain't seen nothing yet

They got Pepsi in the Andes

They got McDonald's in Tibet

Yosemite's been turned into a golf course

For the Japs

And the Dead Sea is alive with rap

Between the Tigris and Euphrates

There's a leisure center now

They got all kinds of sports, they got Bermuda shorts

They had sex in Pennsylvania

A Brazilian grew a tree

And a doctor in Manhattan

Saved a dying man for free

(It's a miracle) It's a miracle

It's a miracle

It's a miracle

Another miracle

By the grace of God Almighty

And the pressures of the marketplace

The human race has civilized itself

It's a miracle

We got warehouses of butter

We got oceans of wine

We got famine when we need it

We got designer crime

We got Mercedes, we got Porsche

Ferrari and Rolls Royce

Yeah, we got choice

She said, "Meet me in the garden of Gethsemane, my dear"

The Lord said, "Peter, I can see your house from here"

An honest man finally reaped what he had sown

And a farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan

(It's a miracle) It's a miracle

It's a miracle

It's a miracle

Another miracle

By the grace of God Almighty

And the pressures of the marketplace

The human race has civilized itself

It's a miracle

We cower in our shelters

With our hands over our ears

Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff runs for years and years and years and years

An earthquake hits the theater

But the operetta lingers

Then the piano lid comes down

And breaks his fuckin' fingers

It's a miracle