Australiana

Sitting at home last Sunday morning, me mate boomerang

Said he was having a few people around for a party

Said he might cook a burra or two

I said, sounds great, will Wallby there?

Hey said, yeah and Vegemite come, too

So I said to the wife, do you wanna goanna?

She said, I'll go if dingos

So I said, wattle we do about Nulla?

He said, Nallabors me to tears, leave him at home

We got to the party about two and walked straight out

The kitchen to put some booze in the fridge

And you wouldn't believe it,

There's Boomer's wife Warra sitting there trying to platypus

Now, I don't like to speak Illawarra, but I was shocked

I mean how much can a koala bear?

So I grabbed a beer, flashed me Wangaratta

And headed out and joined the party

Pretty soon Ayers Rocks in and things really started jumping

This Indian girl Marsu turns up, dying to go to the toilet

But she couldn't find it

I said to me mate Al, hey, where can marsupial?

He said, she can go outback with the fellas

She's probably seen a cockatoo

Well just then Warra comes out of the kitchen

With a few drinks for everybody

Fair dinkum, you've never seen a Coolabah mind

I grabbed a bear and said, thanks Warra - tah

A couple of Queensland at the party

One smelling pretty strongly of aftershave

He sat down next to me and I turned to him and I said

You know mate, Eureka Stockade

It was a really hot day, Oscar felt like a swim

He said to Ina, do you want a have a dip in the Riverina?

She said, I haven't got my Kościuszko

Well Bo says, come in starkers, Wattle Lake Eyre

Ina says, what, without so much as a Thredbo?

Ah, Perisher thought. Has Eucumbene in yet?

Well of few of the blokes decided to play some cricket

Boomer said why doesn't wombat?

Yeah, and let Tenterfield

And he said I should have a bowl, but I was too out of it

To play cricket so I suggested a game of cards

I said to Lyptus, wanna game of eucalyptus?

He said, there's no point mate, Darwins every time

Well Bill said he'd like a smoke

Nobody knew where the dope was stashed

I said, I think Merinos, but I was just spinning a bit of yarn

Barry pulls a joint out of his pocket

Bill says, great, Barrier Reefer, what is it mate?

Noosa Heads of course, me mate Adelaide 'em on me

And it was great joint, too, Blue Mountains away and his Three Sisters

Well I thought I'd roll one me-self, I said, Chuck us the Tally Hobart

He said they're out on the Laun, Ceston, can you get 'em for us?

Burnie said, it's ok mate, she's apples, I'll get 'em for ya

Just then Alice Springs into action, starts to pack billabong

And you wouldn't believe it, the bong's broken

I said Lord Howe Hayman

Somebody said, will a didgeridoo?

I said hummm, mummm, mummm, mummm, maybe it'll have to

I look in the corner and there's Bass sitting there

Not getting into it, not getting out of it

I said, what, is it Bass Strait or something?

Boomer says, as a matter a fact mate, he's a cop

I said, you're joking mate, a cop? I'm getting outta here, let's goanna

She said, no way, I'm hanging round till Gum leaves

Besides, I don't wanna leave Jacaranda party on his own

Have you seen him? I think he's trying to crack on Toowoomba

He's already tried to Mount Isa

And he'll definitely try to lead you Australiana

Thank you and good night