Pimps

Oh yeah

8Ball & MJG in the muthafuckin' house

And we came here today to talk to you about this thing called pimpin'

It has been misunderstood over the years

So now we have come to set the record straight

**** don't do this shit right, it takes a special kind of ****

You know what I'm sayin'? Yeah

It takes a **** that's hard from the start, you gotta have heart

To meet a bitch, mack her down, then rip her apart

It's all in the game, a **** can't change

If you don't break a bitch, then your game is lame, mayne

See, I'm from Tennessee, with curls and gold teeth

So everywhere I go, bitches strike up conversations wit' me

About the way I talk, about the way I dress

About how my gold teeth look so fresh

See, how I bait 'em in, soon as a **** speak

That deep voice just make a bitch knees weak

I'm in my Cadillac, chillin' like a fat mack

Smoking on a fat sack, drinkin' on a pint of 'gnac

I pick up my car phone 'cause the freak beeped

It's my **** baby mama, but sometimes I creep

That's just the way it is, **** have to take a chance

When you ain't around, anybody could be in that ass

But I'm just a young **** tryna make a dollar

And the way I live, to some it's hard to swallow

See, livin' down south ain't what you think it be

Nine times out of ten **** like me, pimps

Yeah, that's right

We trying to teach all these lames, you know

How to do this shit 'cause this really a hard job

But them lame ****

They make me get so high

And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground

I get so high

And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground

MJG

Now let me explain a pimp, a **** about the M-O-N-E-Y

See a ho, break a ho

And try to influence the bitch to turn a trick for the **** who

Persuaded her to sell ass like hoes supposed to

Now how in the fuck do you think a pimp is slippin'

Surrounded by all these hoes, that's goin' and givin' me money?

It's funny how a ho can make you think she wit' ya

When all the time, she's just another ****'s gold digger

MJG got a bitch for a rich trick

Take care of your business, bring me the money, yeah, this shit is thick

Ho, don't violate, bitch, you know I taught you better

Take all his cash, grab on his ass, write that trick a love letter

Train your woman to break a man, man meaning another ****

Just some shit in the game, same ol' same to make your pimpin' thicker

Slicker the pimpin' gets, freakier gets the bitch

MJG is rich, I'm coo-coo for these tricks, I pimp

Yeah, that's right, baby, I pimp

So uh, what you need to do, you need to sit that ass there

And uh, right about now, I'm 'bout to fire up one of these spliffs

And get so high

And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground

Oh shit, I'm so high

And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground

Mm, mm, mm

Part two, it's all the same, G

Trying to school fools, on this P-I-M-P

Lesson one, first you should pull a bitch, fuck her good

Next time tell her no, the next time, take her dough

Oh, you better watch your back, too, mayne

'Cause there's a lot of bitches in the world wit' much game

Lesson two, watch that ho, don't trust her wit' none of yo' dough

Never let a bitch know, how you make your cash flow

Lesson three, if you don't tell that ho who is boss

Bitches like to run shit, but end up getting smacked in the mouth

See, a real **** believe in beatin' them hoes down

Push her head into the wall till you hear that crackin' sound

Drown in the tub, rub-a-dub-dub

Some **** get pussy-whooped and fall into a love bugs

Buying hoes this, buying hoes that

Then bragging to your friends how you fucked her from the back

Never how you took that cash, never how you beat that ass

Never how you pull hoes, fuck 'em then drop 'em fast

I don't understand your plan at all, man

But you should be around **** like me, pimps

Yeah, man, these **** a trip, you know what I'm sayin'?

But **** like me, I have to smoke them spliffs

To get my mind off that shit

And when I smoke 'em, I get so high

And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground

Damn, it makes me high

And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground

Yeah

Wherever there is a ho, there's bound to be a pimp

The pimp supplies his bitches with some tricks that they can tempt

A sucker will spend his money till he ain't got nothin' left

Instead of blaming the bitch, he needs to blame it on himself

It wouldn't be a ho if it wasn't for the tricks

But I suggest we keep 'em so a pimp can keep his bitch

It need to be understood, there wouldn't be one without the other

So why in the fuck these folks keep trying to sweat a muthafucka?

Jealous sucker just mad

They can't hang with the pimp thang

Looking to sprinkle some salt in a pimp's game

How in the fuck do you figure that pimpin' is dead when, ****, you know it's alive?

Pimpin' is misunderstood by those who can't, that's why they said it died

Others tried pimpin', but was only makin' chump change

One track minded **** never run a Amtrain

Rearrange shit that they done seen in a movie script

Damn, ain't that a bitch, **** like me, pimp

MJ-fuckin'-G, P-I-M-P

Staying down on this pimpin' 'bout these hoes

But some **** fuck shit up for real ****

And that shit just makes me get so high

And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground

Oh yeah, I get so fuckin' high

And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground

Mm-mm-mm

And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground

And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground

And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground