Pack of N***a's

Apparently, the word **** is still controversial

Dr. Laura said **** 11 times on her radio show

She was forced to resign

Now, what cracked me up was the bullshit indignity

I can't believe that she said **** 11 times

Like the first two or three **** is okay

And then she went over to **** limit

And she didn't have **** rollover minutes

Mel Gibson told us, woman, you dressed like a whore

And I hope you get raped by a pack of ****

A pack of ****? I've never seen a pack of ****

I've seen a lot of ****. A pack of ****?

What are we? Cigarettes?

Give me $20 on pump one, please

And a pack of them **** right there, dad?

Oh, they fresh? All right, two packs of ****

**** such a controversial word

They took it out of all of Mark Twain's books

They said it 219 times

Uncle Ben Finn said it four times in Tom Sawyer

They decided they will replace the word **** with slave

I don't know about you, but I'd rather be a **** than a slave

When you call me ****, I could be offended

But I could still drive home to my house

You call me slave, I gotta go with you, ain't that a bitch?

Come here, slave. I'm a ****. He's a slave

I'm going home. This is bullshit

I know **** a horrible word and I should stop saying it

But I know so many. I stopped saying it

When I stopped seeing them, fuck y'all

Look at all the white people. Exactly

This ****'s on to something. This is

We're very funny when it comes to race

Like last year I was touring in Europe

I went to an American Air Force base in England

And I walked into the Air Force base and they had a Popeye's chicken

So I walk into the chicken place

And the manager runs from behind the counter and goes

I couldn't get tickets to your show. It was all sold out

But I knew you would come

And I started to get offended

But I realized I was there

And that shit was delicious