Sam's Song

Here's a happy tune (A happy tune)

You'll love to croon (You'll love to croon)

They call it Dean's song (Hey, you don't seem to understand)

Catchy as can be (I must agree)

The melody (The melody)

They call it Dean's song (Looks like I'm gonna have to explain this thing)

You don't dig this scene, I'm sayin', Dean

The song is Sam's song

Sam, you're just a ham, but, Dean, here's the scam

The song was named after Sam

(Sam who?) Sam Houston (Oh)

May I say with pride where I reside

They call it Dean's song (And that's quite a group, you got choir for you)

There's no bigger choir that you could hire

For singing Dean's song (They make the Mormon Tabernacle)

(Sound like a trio)

Sam, it's plain to see that you're put out with me

Well, I'm just not singing along

Tell you what I'll do since I'm with you (Uh-huh)

We'll call it Clyde's song (Clyde's song?)

Here's a happy tune (It's a sweet melody)

(And I'm happy to say it was named after me but he's calling it)

Clyde's song

Catchy as can be (No, I don't like to beef)

(And I'm sorry to say the man is a thief 'cause he's calling it)

Clyde's song

Nothing on your mind (There's a lot on my mind)

(And I'm standin' here sayin' you're bein' unkind 'cause you're callin it)

Clyde's song

My Italian friend, we have reached the end

We simply don't seem to blend

Sam, let's compromise (Oh, I hear what you say)

(But by that do you mean that you'll do it your way)

(And keep calling it)

Sam's song (Did he say Sam's song?)

Let's give the ending a rhyme, yeah

(But don't nobody tell Clyde)

That the name of this song

Is Sam's song

(It's not Irving's song) Sam's song

(It's not even Mona's song) It's Sam's song

(Only thing I know is when this record comes out)

(It better have Sam's song on it)

(Or else you'll get a nasty letter)

(From Calhoun and a telephone call too)

(Yeah, I think you're startin' to get dirty now, dear)