Sir Psycho Sexy

A long, long, long, long time ago

Before the wind, before the snow

Lived a man, lived a man I know

Lived a freak of nature name Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me

Sometimes, why I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature

But we love him so

He's a freak of nature

But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden

Standing there with my hard on bleeding

There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen

Good God, no, that would be treason

Believe me, Eve, she gave good reason

Booty looking too good not to be squeezin'

A creamy beaver hotter than a fever

Well I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver

I won't and I don't hang up until I please her

Makin' her feel like an over achiever

I take it away for a minute just to tease her

Then I give it back a little bit deeper

(Deeper)

(Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho yeah)

He the man that I met one time

(Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho yeah)

He the man that left me blind

(Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho yeah)

He the man, he the man, he the man

(Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho yeah)

Yeah

He's a freak of nature

But we love him so

He's a freak of nature

But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop

In my automobile

She said, "Get out and spread your legs"

And then she tried to cop a feel

That cop, she was all dressed in blue

Was she pretty? Boy, I'm tellin' you

She stuck my butt with her big black stick

I said, "What's up? Now suck my dick"

Like a ram gettin' ready to jam the lamb

She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand

On her crotch, so very warm

I could feel her gettin' wet through her uniform

Proppin' her up on the black and white

Unzip then slip, woo, that's tight

I swatted her like no S.W.A.T. team can

Turned the cherry pie right into jam

(Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho yeah)

I'm the man that you met one time

(Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho yeah)

I'm the man that'll leave you blind

(Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho yeah)

Well, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man

(Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho yeah)

Shit

Hell-lel-hello young woman that I love

Pretty punk rock mama that I'm thinkin' of

Hold me naked, if you will

In your arms, in your legs, in your pussy I'd kill

To be with you

To kiss with you

I do miss you

I love you

Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down

Lay me down

Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down

Lay me down

Descendin' waves of graceful pleasure

For your love, there is no measure

Her curves, they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the funk will make me freak

If I should die before I waked

Allow me, Lord, to rock out naked

Bored by the ordinary, time to take a trip

Callin' up a little girl with a bull whip

Lickety split, go snap snap

Girl gettin' off all in my lap

The tallest tree, the sweetest sap

Blowin' my ass right off the map

Ooh, and it's nice out here

I think I'll stay for a while