Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I called a cousin who called a cousin who called a friend
Who called a couple dozen cousins 'cause it doesn't end
My cousin Justin's lookin' for a little something-something
For a certain someone, some girl he wants to be touchin'
[Verse 2]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
[Verse 3]
We were just discussin' our cousin Justin
Wasn't Justin the cousin who just made the honor roll?
Got the colleges buzzin'?
[Verse 4]
Are we close to our cousin Justin?
Are we supposed to trust him?
Are we thugs to our cousin Justin?
We don't sell drugs, man
[Verse 5]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with somethin'
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with somethin'
[Verse 6]
Did you get it yet?
No, I'm about to get it
Is your dealer a student?
I got you, girl, don't sweat it
Let me know when you got it
As soon as I can
I'll find a way to repay you, Justin
Oh, man
[Verse 7]
Yo, what is up with this fussin'?
This isn't up for discussion
This is our cousin comin' to us
He's our blood, and we love him
[Verse 8]
Ah, look at Justin, he blushin'
Our little Justin is crushin'
Sorry for rushin' to judgement
Why should we get you these drugs?
[Verse 9]
Love
What?
Only if you believe in love
Love
Only if you believe in love
[Verse 10]
Get him the stuff
[Verse 11]
I hand my cousin twenty-five ducats
I'm sweatin' buckets
He hands me a sandwich bag with some little green nuggets
I got it for you
XO, cool
You want it now?
See you at school
[Verse 12]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
[Verse 13]
Love (Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something)
(Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something)
Only if you believe in love
(Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something)
(Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something)
Written by: Lin-Manuel Miranda